I Got Snotted On!

My sweet little Winslow (who has yet to be shown here; I know I suck) sneezed and blew a frikin' booger on my leg. It was a huge, human-sized booger, GAG! I was mortified and at the same time also quite aware of my lack of parent-readiness. I am not quite prepared for that feat; I can't even deal with a cat booger! EWWW!