Jon and I are sitting at The Black Eyed Pea eatin' some good ole home cookin' and we both decide to order dessert. I hadn't finished dinner but wanted to take it home for later and enjoy a yummy treat there. Well, of course I didn't finish it either and wanted to take it home but didn't want to get another to go box (because I hate to waste). So obviously, I had a dilemma.
Well, we started talking about taking the restaurant's dish so I wouldn't ruin both my dinner and my dessert because they were in the same to-go container. After a while of joking around, Jon starts cleaning the dish off to get it ready for my dessert and we started kidding about getting caught; we were joking that the waiter would come up and see him cleaning the dish and would ask what he was doing and Jon said,
"Well, I can't take the dish if it's got shit all over it."
It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
Of course, Jon fixed me all up; while I was chatting over some nonsense or other, he snuck my dessert in the cute little dish they served his in and stuffed it in my to-go box and we were off. I know, I know! But hey, I couldn't let the mashed potatoes and gravy mess up the deliciousness that was the chocolate and whipped cream!
Thanks to Jon for saving the day and making me laugh my ass off for several 'starred-at' moments.
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